Here are some snippets of what conservatives call funny:
The real calamity for the people of New Orleans in the Katrina hurricane is that the wind swung every baseball cap around so that the peak faced forward - causing the looters to suffer an identity loss.Since Lincoln freed the slaves, their descendants have been faced with the dilemma of whether to go on welfare or on television.
Doubtless I am not the only person in America, nor will I be the last person in America to observe that they shot the wrong Kennedy.
As long as they’re not dong much else, the Strategic Air Command should be dispatched to tidy up Iran.
It is unfortunate that the oil is not on top of the ground and the Arabs are not underneath it.
It seems a reliable conclusion that Valerie Plame and Mary Mapes are the same bitch.
It should be against a pig’s religion to eat Moslems.
Palestine is the gangrene of the Middle East.
I really don't understand it. At all.
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