Turns out the sex toy ban thing isn't just in Tennessee. They have actually banned sex toys in Texas. Which sort of leaves my "How the hell do you implement that?" question in the dust. Or does it?
Ok, clearly dildos, cock rings, nipple clamps, etc. are single purpose sex toys. But what about multipurpose items? Jacuzzis? Are they banned? How about pulsating shower massagers? How about back massagers as a general category? And lube? Is that banned?
And what about food products? Are bananas, cucumbers and carrots behind the counter? Do I need to show proof of tea to get honey? Strawberries and hot fudge sauce? Or cool whip?
The mind boggles. Well, actually my mind started boggling at the get go with the "as long as they are consenting adults who the hell cares". And perhaps even with the thought; "Where in the bible does it say you can't posses vibrators?" Hell, they didn't have vibrators in 1 A.D. Though I suppose a ban on selling sheep...
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