August 31, 2007

Bathroom Toe Tapping

Leave it to hypocritical family values Republicans to educate America about what it means to tap your toes and put your hand underneath the stall barrier in a men's bathroom. I never knew about this signal, or any of the services available to me in the mens room. My question is, what else can I get by just moving my foot. If I stomp it up and down can I order a burger and fries? If I slide it back and forth can I get free lift tickets at ski resorts? If I click with my heel is it an invitation to go clogging? Does it matter what kind of shoes I'm wearing? So many questions.


Posted by jherr at August 31, 2007 07:57 AM
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