Apparently Kate Beckinsale believes her best asset is her vajayjay. For a woman whose acting credits include Pearl Harbor, Van Helsing and both of the Underworld movies, that's saying a lot. I mean, come on, we saw so... little of her in the Underworld movies. Come to think of it, all I remember about Underworld is the leather body suit she wore, which looked exceedingly good. Very shiny.
Anyway, back to this vajayjay thing. That's great. Have pride in your bits. But to call it her "pharoah's tomb" and say that only three men have "looked inside it". Yeah, Kate, a pharoah's tomb is big, you know, like cavernous. That's not the image you want to be going for here. And what kind of guys are you going out with who are peering around down there? Gynecologists? Or maybe Indiana Jones; "Hello, is there anyone in there?"
What I would really like to see is some guy come out and say that his pecker is his best asset. And not a porn star mind you. But some regular actor type. Like Sean Connery. That would be a laugh riot. Can you imagine Connery going on and on about his johnson in that scottish brouge. That would make the years best of videos immediately. It would be a culturally defining moment.
Ah, well, more tales from the really stupid starlets who inhabit my Google Reader account.
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