July 18, 2008

Electrocuting Pickles

This one from Joe; A man demonstrates how Christianity turns you into a sparking head who blows smoke from both ends:

Another man provides a four point proof of God:

  1. Jesus says that Christians will be ridiculed as fools.
  2. I'm a fool.
  3. People tell me I'm a fool.
  4. Therefor Jesus is correct and there is a God.

And finally this lovely tidbit of email to an Atheist blog:

saw on your blog that you like to talk about the religion of evolution and trick people by using big words and pretending that science actually proves evolution. I dont know any science or anything and even i know evolution isnt real. for one it isnt in the bible the bible said god made everything in 6 days, not millions of years. second, when we go to the zoo we cant talk to monkies, if we used to be monkies why cant we talk to them? three, how could a monkey become a person over billions of years when they dont live that long? AND why are there still monkies if they turned into people? five, even darwin said he was wrong. on his death bed he converted to christianity and said evolution was a hoax. If there is any science that makes it look like evolution is real then it has to be either a hoax by EVILutionists or put there by god to find out who believes in him.

I hope that after reading my questions you will see that evolution cant be true and people dont come from monkies. i will pray to god asking him to make you think like me.

At least the guy used almost all lowercase instead of the usual ALL UPPERCASE RANT. Of course, he only speaks for himself about talking to monkeys...

The most interesting thing today was that for once in my life I agreed with Falafel Boy O'Reilly.

Posted by jherr at July 18, 2008 05:02 PM
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